baby-fish-mouth:

cantcontrolthegay:

How To Ask If A Girl Is Gay

1000% true

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

celibacy:

*gasp* for me?

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog is so friggin happy [OC]

dr-archeville:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

So he can return to otter space.

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

thatfunnyblog:

My brother works in a syrups/confectionary lab and sent me a picture of the latest accident last night. Pressurized berry concentrate never looked so murderous

HW